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HPDxxx

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il: Gio 14 Lug, 2011, 16:10:07
ahahha topic epico!  :lol:


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What's a "project car"?

I'll tell you from first hand experience...

1. It is never "done."

2. It is a fantastic gaping, money pit; the black hole of money pits.

3. It is going to leave you stranded at some point or at least looking for a second car while it's dismantled on the lift, possibly for months.


Is it worth it?

1. If you are a madman who yearns for a constant supply of Gordian knots* -- emphatically yes!!!!

2. If you desire a worry-free drive -- fvck, no. Buy another car that suits your needs.

3. "Worth it" is a highly subjective phenomenon that varies considerably from person to person. That said, in general: Not really.

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*NB: If you have never heard of the "Gordian knot", go read a book on Greek mythology.**

** If you don't know what "NB" refers to, go read a book on Latin, and then smash yourself in the crotch.***

*** "Asterix" was a cartoon character; a Gaul who drank magic potions to fight the Romans. These are "asterisks". Fairly different.****

**** If all of this already too much bother and you hate me, DO NOT attempt to create the Celica into a project car -- you haven't got the intellect or patience for it!*****

*****Exception: You can do ALL of the work and tuning for yourself, have a second car, and are just fvcking awesome and brilliant, tho' intolerant of drunken ramblings -- by all means, GO FOR IT!******

******Better yet, wait for the FT-86...*******

*******The "60 hp chip" is a scam. Like, so much of a scam, whoever is the sponsor should be thrown in jail for a thousand years. You can't get 60 hp out of a 2ZZ with a supercharger for fvck's sake.


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Risposta #1 il: Gio 14 Lug, 2011, 20:45:38
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This is exactly why step one in the Turbo FAQ is "Make sure you have alternate transportation"


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Risposta #2 il: Gio 14 Lug, 2011, 21:22:49
Uhm... Conosco un paio di esempi... :roll:


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Risposta #3 il: Gio 14 Lug, 2011, 22:33:20
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Uhm... Conosco un paio di esempi... :roll:


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ma dai???? :wink:

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Risposta #4 il: Ven 15 Lug, 2011, 13:54:54
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This is exactly why step one in the Turbo FAQ is "Make sure you have alternate transportation"


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